As Matt puts it, he's been practicing in the dojo his whole life but has never made it past the white belt.
Rhys compares his anxiety disorder to Celiac disease, but with an intolerance to hope.
British comedian / diplomatic envoy Nish Kumar thanks Americans for making sure the UK wasn’t alone in committing geopolitical suicide.
CONAN Highlight: New Zealand comedian Rose Matafeo makes her US television debut.
Nore wishes his fiancé went to Nike.