Guys in Los Angeles post photos of themselves on boats while guys in Portland, Oregon are pansexual warlocks.
Sam Morril thinks it’s a great time to be a guy because the bar has never been lower.
Gary grew up in the 1970's, an era that didn’t understand sensitive boys or the importance of hydration.
Corey doesn’t feel like he has enough tools, ties, or dress socks. But thankfully some of his fans are more than willing to lend him theirs.
Ted compares his sexual prowess to Shaq's late-career stint with the Celtics.